That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Two words: nipple clamps
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