So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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