worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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