Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
