People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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