two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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