We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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