Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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