ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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