is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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