I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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