Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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