She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
