i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Randomize
