can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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