I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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