Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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