I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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