This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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