i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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