I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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