Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Help. Why am I so naked?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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