We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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