we're blogging at a bar
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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