I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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