video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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