Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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