i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Randomize