ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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