and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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