Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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