covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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