whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm going to jail i love you
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
