shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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