Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Randomize
