I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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