So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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