Me. At least after what I've been through.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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