sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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