If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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