i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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