Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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