when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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