Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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