I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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