Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Operation Purity has been aborted
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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