Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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