I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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