nut hugger
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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