i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
