I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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