We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
