What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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