Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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