nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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