belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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